How important is virginity in a marriage?
January 21st, 2010
The Chinese have just invented a new product that will surely become all the rage in countries where virginity is highly prized in a bride. The Artificial Virginity Hymen is a small plstic insert that adheres to a woman’s cervix. During sex, the pouch is punctured emitting just enough blood to “prove” the woman is a virgin. After sex the pouch is reabsorbed. Check out the website gigimo.com that sells the AVH for $30. Here arethe selling points: “With this product, you can have your first night back anytime… Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable.”
Thanks for the helpful advice! Naturally as soon as conservative religious leaders across the Middle East, heard about this product, they had a fit. Egyptian leaders promise to punish anyone caught importing AVHs. Thank goodness it’s packaging is “discrete,” according to the website.
